Thursday, May 31, 2007

More Things I Never Thought I'd Say as a Parent....

"Because I'm the parent" seems a perfectly reasonable thing to say. Benevolent dictatorship and all. However, some of the things that pop out of my mouth truly do surprise me:

"No, you are NOT going to mummify your sister" (to Chana)

"Markers go on the paper, not in your mouth" (to Ilana, after a market went SPLOOSH all over her teeth. She was distraught and wanted to nurse. EWWWW!)

"STOP READING!!!!!!!" (to Batsheva)

"You may not use permanent marker to write on yourself" (to PB)

"You may not use permanent marker to write on another person, especially not a mustache" (ibid)


clkl said...

"Please do not use the toilet to play Polly Pool Paradise..."

clkl said...

"You may NOT wear clothing made of duct-tape to Shul."

clkl said...

"Please do not put your shoes in the refrigerator."

"You may not sell your [lunchbox] snacks to your classmates."

"Soda is NOT a side-dish."

"Please do not bring the ants in the house."

"Toenails should be thrown in the garbage, they aren't for collecting."

clkl said...

"No, you may NOT invite Buster [our neighbor's dog] over for a sleepover."

uberimma said...

"No, you can't bulldoze the baby. He doesn't like it. Would you like it if someone bulldozed you?"

Juggling Frogs said...

Here's one from AidelMaidel